Adolf Hitler

The head eats... the rest gets milked
May 19, 1941
Put your arm up like this, and your troubles are over...
May 20, 1941
Ho hum! When he's finished pecking down that last tree he'll quite likely be tired.
May 22, 1941
Tis Roosevelt, Not Hitler, that the world should really fear
June 2, 1941
Great news, Francois! We've signed you to fight Kid Britain!
June 6, 1941
There you are, Johnny... Sell THAT to the suckers in the U.S.A.
June 9, 1941
Please push bit harder. Hon. Feet still slightly holding back!
June 13, 1941
In other words, gentlemen, Togo won't hit Joe and Joe won't hit Togo... unless they take a poke at each other when I start socking Joe
June 20, 1941
A. Hitler Taxidermist
June 25, 1941
Sis! Boom! Bah! Rah! Sis! Boom! Bah! Rah! Million! Billion! Trillion! Rillion! Sis! Boom! Bah!
July 10, 1941
What you need to do is get away from your worries. I recommend a restful little excursion up Vladivostok way.
July 23, 1941
Crisis in Berchtesgaden
July 24, 1941
Subversive Activity
July 30, 1941
Communique:
August 6, 1941
Retaliation
August 17, 1941
Quite dead I shoot him... unt still, by Himmel, he bites!
August 18, 1941
Training... There's some talk he may have to spend the winter up in Russia
August 20, 1941
Sail on, sail on, oh ship of state
August 24, 1941
Now where's that bug that was snug in the Persian rug?
August 26, 1941
Himmel! How much thumbs it takes fur dis leaky dike!
August 28, 1941
Don't waste a torpedo, Fritz, we can take this gang with a butterfly net!
August 31, 1941
What's the cheery word from Russia?
September 7, 1941
Just whose time are we biding... ours or Mr. Hitler's?
September 11, 1941
A costume he found in the Kaiser's attic...
September 17, 1941
No... YOU'RE supposed to shove him over MY back!
October 19, 1941
Now what in blazes am I going to use for Jews?
October 20, 1941
Atta boy, Sam-Bird! Keep your sword at splitting hairs!
October 27, 1941
So help me gott, I was aggressed against! He blitzed mein fist mit his eye!
November 5, 1941
It's a cinch, Adolf... Once you learn to play it
November 10, 1941
I'll uncork your ears for this news any day, Fritz!
November 19, 1941
A toast to next Thanksgiving:
November 20, 1941
Presenting a symphony of artists assembled from the twelve great capitals of the world!
November 27, 1941
Master! What do I do when they won't come across?
December 5, 1941
Don't let them carve THOSE faces on our mountains
December 12, 1941
Please, Uncle Henri... won't you take this up with Santa?
December 17, 1941
Quick, Henry, THE FLIT!
December 19, 1941
The Latest Self-Portrait
December 23, 1941
They're serving roast Adolf at Joe's House tonight
December 24, 1941
Patience! The table is just a wee mite crowded!
December 29, 1941
Time to swap the old book for a set of brass knuckles
December 30, 1941
Happy New Year! But, boy! What a hangover!
January 1, 1942
Doktor! I got frozen up here, and sunburned down here... all at the very same time!
January 2, 1942
Tire Shortage Solved
January 7, 1942
Roll him flat with the old Pay - Roller
January 9, 1942
Scram! We're busy listening to Sumner Welles!
January 15, 1942
I give the hotfoot to the stork that brings me
January 20, 1942
I reject milk from Holstein cows as Non-Aryan
January 21, 1942
Still two more daisies to go...
January 23, 1942
I cut my first tooth on a bust of Bismark
January 29, 1942
Fly him out of the sky!
February 2, 1942
Yeah...but who takes over when the big guy's time is up?
February 6, 1942
Those Americans sure can attack... themselves!
February 11, 1942
Funny... Some people never learn to keep their barn doors locked.
February 16, 1942
Are we mice or are we men?
February 27, 1942
Coughlin-ites
March 3, 1942
No more scorched Earth! Let's blister their britches!
March 4, 1942
What have you done today to help save your country from them?
March 5, 1942
Why do we sit and take it?
March 9, 1942
Measuring up a couple of prospects
March 12, 1942
Awkward predicament... for you to solve
March 17, 1942
Sure an' one day while you celebrate the wearin' o' the green, I'll bring back snakes to Ireland on a Nazi submarine
March 18, 1942
Snake in the grass
March 24, 1942
I hear the Americans are stripping their gears again!
March 25, 1942
Not bad, Coughlin... but when are you going to start printing it in German?
March 30, 1942
Second Creation
April 3, 1942
Marianne... look what the cat brought back!
April 16, 1942
Look! I weep for the honor of France!
May 8, 1942
Then there was the man who was so low, he could walk under a Dachshund's belly.
May 9, 1942
Giving the axis a lift
May 12, 1942
So long as men can do this they're free!
May 15, 1942
I might drive here, I might drive there. Or I MIGHT just drive around the corner for an aspirin!
May 22, 1942
Yeah, but bub, I'm still queen of your Eastern seaboard!
June 3, 1942
No sign yet of sagging morale
June 6, 1942
Schmidt, I want you should 5th-Column a bit around Hell. A lot of us may be going there one of these fine days.
June 11, 1942
Me? Why I'm just going my own independent American way!
June 15, 1942
Not a bad tone, pal, but what I want is more volume!
June 20, 1942
Himmel! We've been standing here exactly one year!
June 22, 1942
With Adolf in Egypt
July 4, 1942
Warming up the springboard
July 10, 1942
Fascinating problem... how'll we Yanks cut the world up after we win the war?
July 14, 1942
Only God can make a tree to furnish sport for you and me!
July 20, 1942
Carry on, my faithful dogs, and you shall each share equally!
July 21, 1942
Insure your home against Hitler!
July 28, 1942
With Adolf in Egypt
July 28, 1942
In the bottom of the hour glass
July 30, 1942
The Tiller of the Soil
August 4, 1942
Velvet Carpet to the Oil Well
August 7, 1942
But, mein lieber louse Laval... it isn't how many Frenchmen you bite, it's how many you really infect!
August 8, 1942
It won't be long now before he trots THIS out again
August 11, 1942
Playing musical chairs... for keeps, and with experts
August 13, 1942
Tck, Tck! Now he writes it looks like he'll need dot Historical Underwear back!
August 28, 1942
Crisis in the High Command
October 13, 1942
He's testing das new secret weapon for 1943...
October 15, 1942
Another little trip back through the wringer, and mon, you'll be yourself again!
October 19, 1942
A new pet from the sewers of Paris
November 9, 1942
Unexpected meeting in darkest Africa
November 9, 1942
Tin can for the tail of the soaring Dachshund
November 12, 1942
Slightly Diverted
November 13, 1942
Be calm, BE CALM! One way or another, I'll pull you through!
November 19, 1942
Lose your way, bud?
November 20, 1942
Hold tight, I'm switching to reverse!... Remember the gear we used so much last winter?
November 24, 1942
Piping the new admiral aboard
November 28, 1942
He's still strong on the Luft... but where's the Waffe
December 1, 1942
I would like to take this opportunity to prophesy a white Christmas!
December 4, 1942
Married exactly one year today
December 7, 1942
This year I'm afraid my kiddies suspect who I reall am!
December 15, 1942
Put your finger here, pal...
December 16, 1942
Crawl out and round me up another 400,000 Frenchmen!
December 17, 1942
Blow, Benito! You remember... B-L-O-W... BLOW!
December 31, 1942