August 1941

As I was saying when we were so rudely interrupted, I am taking a poll of public opinion. You don't think this country will ever be attacked, do you?
August 1, 1941
Virginio Gayda Says: An axis ship as the right to consider an American warship an enemy belligerent and act accordingly.
August 1, 1941
If you were smart enough to make silk, it ought to be a cinch to whip up a little gun cotton.
August 4, 1941
And with new WAR taxes, mind you, we'll soon be going THREES on our dollar cigars!
August 5, 1941
Communique:
August 6, 1941
In Russia a chap, so we're told, knits an object strange to behold. Asked what is his gag, he says
August 11, 1941
Remember... one more lollypop, and then you all go home
August 13, 1941
Confidentially... how much hell do you think these Japs will raise?
August 14, 1941
Uncle Adolf's Cigars
August 15, 1941
Retaliation
August 17, 1941
Quite dead I shoot him... unt still, by Himmel, he bites!
August 18, 1941
Training... There's some talk he may have to spend the winter up in Russia
August 20, 1941
Beware of the ferocious Nipponese Tiger
August 22, 1941
Sail on, sail on, oh ship of state
August 24, 1941
He has Pursis Emptosis, or Empty Purse... a disease that's very very bad for morale!
August 25, 1941
Now where's that bug that was snug in the Persian rug?
August 26, 1941
Himmel! How much thumbs it takes fur dis leaky dike!
August 28, 1941
Don't waste a torpedo, Fritz, we can take this gang with a butterfly net!
August 31, 1941