October 1942

She says the government can have her zipper, if the government can get it un-jammed!
October 1, 1942
If all of us were fighting as hard as you are... who would win the war, and how soon?
October 2, 1942
What? Roosevelt went all the way to the Coast... and he didn't tell me?
October 5, 1942
Now for Pete's sake, if you want to keep things within reach, keep plenty of knots in that rope!
October 6, 1942
Food? We Germans don't eat food! We Germans eat coutries!
October 7, 1942
Instead of the Stalingrad Victory Parade, originally scheduled for this time, we bring you a talk by Colonel Schmaltz of the Gestapo on his recent experiences in Norway!
October 8, 1942
Down the River
October 10, 1942
Democracy's Turnstile
October 12, 1942
Crisis in the High Command
October 13, 1942
Wipe that sneer off his face!
October 13, 1942
Beware the Vendor of Breakable Toys!
October 14, 1942
He's testing das new secret weapon for 1943...
October 15, 1942
Times are certainly getting hard. No Ruffles on our lamb chops!
October 16, 1942
Another little trip back through the wringer, and mon, you'll be yourself again!
October 19, 1942
This new Victory Spaghetti, gentlemen, consists 100% of Hole... our resources for the production of which are practically inexhaustible!
October 20, 1942
Your nutty Aunt Carrie is loose again!
October 22, 1942
I appeal to the civilized world in righteous protest... against American barbarism and inhumanity!
October 23, 1942
Training again... there's a rumor the '44 Olympics might be held right here in Rome!
October 26, 1942